The New York Daily Planetary Times reported yesterday that a vocal lobby of bears laid siege to Washington D.C. today in a show of force designed to promote the nefarious 'Bear Agenda'.
Franklin R. Humanchomper, a grizzly who bussed in from Montana said "look, you humans are good for nothing but food, as a matter of fact, I haven't eaten in almost three minutes and I think I am going to devour you right............."
the report ends at that point.
The Southern Wealthy Law Center has announced that henceforth hating bears will not be deemed a 'Hate Crime'.
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