It was announced by the Royal Canadian Mounted Bear Watch Service today that bears have been involved in over 17,234 carjackings in the last month.
Bear scientist Jackvaroschmov Klepticoniac has estimated that in the near future, all bears will have stolen cars and may begin to turn them into hot rods.
The 1970's doccumentary 'The Road Warrior" shows in startling detail what the world will be like when bears have all the cars. In the film the bears, because real bears must eat human flesh over forty times per day, are played by humans in leather trousers.
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